Holy Mutes & Hevenly Megaphones: Communicating like Jesus (with a Sense of Humor)

Holy Mutes and Heavenly Megaphones: Communicating Like Jesus (With a Sense of Humor)

Is it just me, or does it seem like God gave us mouths so we could prove we have two ears for a reason?

They say communication is a two-way street, but I think some Christians have mistaken it for a one-way donkey cart—headed for Nineveh, no GPS, only “spirit-led detours” (a.k.a., getting lost with style).

So let’s talk about communication, Christian-style—where “bless your heart” can mean anything from “how sweet!” to “that was a train wreck, but I’m trying to sound holy.” If you’re nodding, you’ve been to a potluck prayer circle.

When “Letting Your Light Shine” Feels Like a Bright, Blinding Headlamp

Ever been in a Bible study where someone “shares their heart,” only to take up the entire session explaining why you should never use the Message translation again? Brother Bill means well—and he brought brownies—but sometimes, we confuse shining our light with spotlighting ourselves.

Jesus didn’t come with a foghorn. He asked questions, listened to answers, and occasionally wrote in the dirt when things got awkward (a genius move—if group texts had a “draw in sand” GIF, I’d use it daily).

Pray Before You Say (Sometimes Twice)

I once tried the old “What Would Jesus Do?” bracelet trick, but sometimes, I think mine means “Wait…What Did Jesus Do?” If Jesus could pray all night before picking twelve dudes who’d go on to write history—and sometimes miss the point spectacularly—maybe a thirty-second pause before I hit “send” on that spicy Facebook comment isn’t such a slow process after all.

James 1:19 says to be “quick to listen, slow to speak, and slow to become angry.” In my family, we interpret that as, “be quick to hide in the bathroom for five minutes of silent, prayerful contemplation…or, let’s be honest, until you stop wanting to post that meme.”

Communicate Like Your Phone Battery: Low Drama Mode

Ever noticed that your phone stops working when the battery gets too low? Well, so does your testimony when your tone drops to “snark on 10.” Christians are called to let our words be “seasoned with salt,” not “dumped out with the contents of a whole McDonald’s French fry box.” (Paul didn’t specifically mention emojis, but I’m pretty sure a well-placed smiley face doesn’t count as the salt, either.)

Listening: God’s Original Bluetooth

The Holy Spirit is the world’s greatest listener—even when we ramble, repeat ourselves, or ask for a sign after He just gave us three. Why not take a cue from above? Sometimes the best Christian communication is just being present, not offering advice, and remembering that “uh-huh” counts as a spiritual gift in certain situations.

Conclusion: Speak Love, Hear Grace

So the next time words are about to fly out faster than Peter at the Transfiguration, try channeling your inner Jesus. Pause. Pray. Smile. Maybe even write in imaginary sand (it worked for the Son of God; can’t hurt for you).

At the end of the day, Christian communication isn’t about being the loudest, funniest, or most profound voice in the room—it’s about making melody in your heart to the Lord, then using your mouth to build others up (bonus points if you don’t accidentally roast your in-laws).

Remember: Life and death are in the power of the tongue—so use yours to serve up a feast of grace, even if some days it’s mostly spiritual popcorn. Also remember your breakthrough is waiting!